I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.

I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.

I'm even afraid of kittens. They bite too! But I respect animals.

I love food too much - not because I'm fat but because it's so consumptionistic, etc.

Usually I avoid sugar, but sugar is like the most deeply satisfying addictive thing ever.

I was not popular enough - or at all - when Vanilla Ice was popular to remember who Vanilla Ice is without my husband reminding me. So I don't have a Vanilla Ice key chain.

Halloween means that young girls dress up in highly sexualized outfits that would never be acceptable if it weren't Halloween.