I don't write very much about penises. More than some poets but not perhaps as much as I should.

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

I have a longing for wilderness and for greenness. I wish I were a person who longed for animals, but I'm not.

I almost never do free writing. Unless I am forcing my students to do it.

I'm even afraid of kittens. They bite too! But I respect animals.

I think humor and terror are very closely related.

I was not popular enough - or at all - when Vanilla Ice was popular to remember who Vanilla Ice is without my husband reminding me. So I don't have a Vanilla Ice key chain.