I don't write very much about penises. More than some poets but not perhaps as much as I should.

I HATE HALLOWEEN. This makes me VERY unpopular.

I don't remember ever dressing up for Halloween but I must have. I do not like dressing up at all.

I almost never do free writing. Unless I am forcing my students to do it.

I have a longing for wilderness and for greenness. I wish I were a person who longed for animals, but I'm not.

Very little of my time is spent thinking about poetry, except the time I spend in class.

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.