I do not like it when other people dress up. I like everyone to be THEMSELVES.

I was not popular enough - or at all - when Vanilla Ice was popular to remember who Vanilla Ice is without my husband reminding me. So I don't have a Vanilla Ice key chain.

Usually I avoid sugar, but sugar is like the most deeply satisfying addictive thing ever.

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.

I don't write very much about penises. More than some poets but not perhaps as much as I should.

One of my greatest anxieties as a mother is head injuries.

It's hard for me to find humor in my current non-writing situation.