There are other people on the Internet. It's awesome. You get all the benefits of 'other people' without the body odor and the eye contact.

I think I can live without you, but it won't be any kind of life.

He wound the scarf around his fingers until her hand was hanging in the space between them. Then he slid the silk and his fingers into her open palm. And Eleanor disintegrated.

You can park your snark at the gate, Omaha.

Why are they doing that?” his mother said, frowning at her grandsons. The boys were sorting the casserole into piles on their plates. “Doing what?” Eve asked. “Why aren’t they eating their food?” “They don’t like it when things touch,” Eve said. “What things?” his mother asked. “Their food. They don’t like it when different foods touch or mix together.” “How do you serve dinner, in ice cube trays?

Love. Purpose. Those are things that you can't plan for. Those are things that just happen.

Happily ever after, or even just together ever after, is not cheesy.