There are other people on the Internet. It's awesome. You get all the benefits of 'other people' without the body odor and the eye contact.

I look like this because I'm alive," Reagan said. "Because I've had experiences. Do you understand?

I know that people change. I thought... I thought we're going to change together. I thought that's what it meant to be in love.

I don’t want to kiss a stranger,” Cath would answer. “I’m not interested in lips out of context.

Ah...' Park said, pained. 'What?' 'Those are alphabetized.' 'It's okay. I know the alphabet.' 'Right.' He looked embarrassed. 'Sorry.

That girl had the subtlety of a Spencer’s Gifts shop.

Eggnog reminds me of mucus." "Me, too. But in a good way.