It was the nicest thing she could imagine. It made her want to have his babies and give him both of her kidneys.

Underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded, I'm a complete disaster.

Real life was something happening in her peripheral vision.

I want everyone to meet you. You're my favorite person of all time.

Have you ever seen The Goodbye Girl? Don’t watch it if you still want to enjoy romantic comedies. It makes every movie ever made starring Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock lash itself in shame.

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination

"What about him?" she’d say, finding an attractive guy to point out while they were standing in the lunch line. "Do you want to kiss him?" "I don’t want to kiss a stranger," Cath would answer. "I’m not interested in lips out of context."