You're never going to find a guy who's exactly like you - first of all, because that guy never leaves his dorm room.

Eggnog reminds me of mucus." "Me, too. But in a good way.

I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some tequila because I'll totally drink it. And there's no way you're going to find me later having a panic attack in your parents' bathroom. Who wants to French-kiss?

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,' he said.

Until this moment, she’d kept Park in a place in her head that she thought Richie couldn't get to. Completely separate from this house and everything that happened here. (It was a pretty awesome place. Like the only part of her head fit for praying.)

Take off your glasses." "Why? I thought you liked my glassess." "I love your glasses. I especially love the moment when you take them off.

That girl had the subtlety of a Spencer’s Gifts shop.