As I moved to less and less diverse places in my life, I realized that white people dont talk about race amongst themselves!

Oh, I love period dramas, especially period dramas starring Colin Firth. I'm like Bridget Jones if she were actually fat." "Oh... Colin Firth. He should only do period dramas. And period dramas should only star Colin Firth. (One-star upgrade for Colin Firth. Two stars for Colin Firth in a waistcoat.) "Keep typing his name, even his name is handsome.

He looked exactly like a rat. Like the human being version of a rat. Like the villain in a Don Bluth movie.

She carried herself like she was exactly the size everyone else wanted to be.

A little manic was what their house ran on.

Nothing before you counts,” he said. “And I can’t even imagine an after.

You saved me life, she tried to tell him. Not forever, not for good. Probably just temporarily. But you saved my life, and now I'm yours. The me that's me right now is yours. Always.