Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body.

Baz. "Have you ever done this before?" Simon. "Yes. No." "Yes or no?" "Yes. Not like this." Baz. "Not with a boy?" Simon. "Not when I really wanted it.

Even if your heart is broken and attacking you, you're still not better off without it.

Like, really like you. And i want that kiss to have been the start of something. Not the end.

He made her feel like more than the sum of her parts.

Everybody drinks," she said calmly. The Only Rational One. "Your sister doesn't." When rolled her eyes. "Forgive me, but I'm not going to spend my college years sitting soberly in my dorm room, writing about gay magicians." "Objection," Cath said, reaching for a burrito.

You flirt with old people and babies and everybody in between.