Love. Purpose. Those are things that you can't plan for. Those are things that just happen.

Oh, I love period dramas, especially period dramas starring Colin Firth. I'm like Bridget Jones if she were actually fat." "Oh... Colin Firth. He should only do period dramas. And period dramas should only star Colin Firth. (One-star upgrade for Colin Firth. Two stars for Colin Firth in a waistcoat.) "Keep typing his name, even his name is handsome.

You can’t take back texts. If you come off all moody and melancholy in a text, it just sits there in your phone, reminding you of what a drag you are.

I want someone whose heart is big enough to hold me.

My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.

But he kept finding new pockets of shallow inside himself. He kept finding new ways to betray her.

You flirt with everything." She could tell that her eyes were popping-- her eyeballs actually felt cold around the edges. "You flirt with old people and babies and everybody in between.