I object to every single thing you just said.

<> It's nice of you to say I'm your best friend. <> You are my best friend, dummy. <> Really? You are my best friend. But I always assumed that somebody else was your best friend, and I was totally okay with that. You don't have to say that I'm your best friend just to make me feel good. <> You're so lame. <> That's why I figured somebody else was your best friend.

I don't want to do anything. I don't even want to start this day because then I'll just be expected to finish it.

You can’t take back texts. If you come off all moody and melancholy in a text, it just sits there in your phone, reminding you of what a drag you are.

I want everyone to meet you. You're my favorite person of all time.

He tried to remember how this happened – how she went from someone he’d never met to the only one who mattered.

Looks like somebody's got jungle fever.' 'That's not even the right kind of racist.