I object to every single thing you just said.

It was the nicest thing she could imagine. It made her want to have his babies and give him both of her kidneys.

I might not use capital letters. But I would definitely use an apostrophe…and probably a period. I’m a huge fan of punctuation.

October, baptize me with leaves! Swaddle me in corduroy and nurse me with split pea soup. October, tuck tiny candy bars in my pockets and carve my smile into a thousand pumpkins. O autumn! O teakettle! O grace!

Do you feel like he ignores you?" "No. I feel like he doesn't see me.

She didn't know there were things worse than selfish.

But he kept finding new pockets of shallow inside himself. He kept finding new ways to betray her.