I learned very early on in life that not everyone wants to hear every fact in the world, even if you want to tell them everything you've ever read.

A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them.

Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.

You don't become great by trying to be great. You become great by wanting to do something, and then doing it so hard that you become great in the process.

The explosion would be just the right size to maximize the amount of paperwork your lab would face. If the explosion were smaller, you could potentially cover it up. If it were larger, there would be no one left in the city to submit paperwork to.

Man, Farmville is so huge! Do you realize its the second-biggest browser-based social-networking-centered farming game in the world?