I don't remember ever having writer's block. If I sit in there for four hours, I'll usually have something.

You've got troubles, I've got 'em too. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you. We'll stick together to see it through cause you've got a friend in me.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

But if you're doing something, show up everyday, and something good might happen - it's not going to happen if you don't show up.

We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one.

I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air.

It's a big surprise to me about America that there are 40 million people prepared to vote for (Trump). They wouldn't want him as a friend. No matter who you are, you wouldn't want him on your bowling team or to have dinner with him or anything. They would recognize it immediately in a guy. A big blowhard, braggart.