I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air.

It's very hard to get rich and famous at a young age and handle it well.

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old, Africa is far too hot and Canada's too cold. And South America stole our name, let's drop the big one.

I don't remember ever having writer's block. If I sit in there for four hours, I'll usually have something.

He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.

Mostly, I don't write overtly personal stuff.

But if you're doing something, show up everyday, and something good might happen - it's not going to happen if you don't show up.