There's a million white people better qualified than a black man to be president of America.

I started recording because I was always complaining about the records that I was getting of my songs. At least if I did them and messed them up, I wouldn't have anyone else to blame.

We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one.

I'd like to explain why you fine young men had to be blown apart to defend this mud hole.

If you have a kid and you try irony out on them, they don't get it at 7, 8 years old. You can't really hide the Internet from kids. It worries me some particularly because I've done Disney and Pixar stuff.

Learn about the world, the way it works, any kind of science and anthropology, it's really an interesting place we live in. Evolution is a really fantastic idea, even more than the idea of God I think.

I seen her with the milkman, riding down the street. When you're through with my baby, milkman, send her home to me.