I've often written about places that are totally different from anything I know. Sometimes they turn out better.

It's very hard to get rich and famous at a young age and handle it well.

I am half a man, holy Jesus, what a drag.

You've got troubles, I've got 'em too. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you. We'll stick together to see it through cause you've got a friend in me.

I've worked with a band, and it's nice to have someone to travel around with, but I didn't like it as well on stage.

You keep wondering whether people will see that Barack Obama is a liar and not very bright.

If I were to die tomorrow, I think they'd say Newman 56, composer of the hit song, Short People. Jumped off a mountain today.