Don't forget to bring that little blonde haired girl along. You know the one, love to watch her jump up and down.

Stay away from drugs. They're not worth it. I've tried, but there's none of them that's worth it.

It's very hard to get rich and famous at a young age and handle it well.

College men from L.S.U., went in dumb, come out dumb, too.

This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that?

But if you're doing something, show up everyday, and something good might happen - it's not going to happen if you don't show up.

We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one.