College men from L.S.U., went in dumb, come out dumb, too.

Short people got no reason to live.

Things aren't black and white in the world.

We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.

I've often written about places that are totally different from anything I know. Sometimes they turn out better.

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old, Africa is far too hot and Canada's too cold. And South America stole our name, let's drop the big one.

I like science - geography, meteorology, cosmology.