This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that?

He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.

You know, they say you can reduce genius to someone who spent 10,000 hours trying to get good at something. I'm not claiming either one of those. I haven't done anything for 10,000 hours but sleep. But you do stuff enough, you get better at it. Usually it's a simple thing like that. Essentially, a brainless endeavor.

Short people got no reason to live.

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old, Africa is far too hot and Canada's too cold. And South America stole our name, let's drop the big one.

But if you're doing something, show up everyday, and something good might happen - it's not going to happen if you don't show up.

I hate having to wait. I've got the thing done. I just want to see what happens.