Things aren't black and white in the world.

I ain't saying that I'm better than you, but maybe I am.

Some fools in the desert with nothing to do...invented me, and they invented you. And other fools keep it all going and growing. Everybody, we're a figment of their imagination.

If we'd had another carefree 70s, I'd have been dead. It was a little too carefree, you know? I don't know how carefree they were for me, I think I was worried then, I can't remember what about.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

I'd like to explain why you fine young men had to be blown apart to defend this mud hole.