If you have a kid and you try irony out on them, they don't get it at 7, 8 years old. You can't really hide the Internet from kids. It worries me some particularly because I've done Disney and Pixar stuff.

You keep wondering whether people will see that Barack Obama is a liar and not very bright.

It's very hard to get rich and famous at a young age and handle it well.

I am half a man, holy Jesus, what a drag.

People become who they are. Even Beethoven became Beethoven.

Mostly, I don't write overtly personal stuff.

I like the performing. And interviews, even. And the stuff that's not sitting in a room by yourself with empty paper. But I never loved writing, to tell you the truth.