Be good at something. It makes you valuable. Have something to bring to the table, because that will make you more welcome.
It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.
Find the best in everybody, no matter how long you have to wait for them to show it
I'm sorry. It's my fault. How do I make it right?
When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you.
It is not the things we do in life that we regret on our death bed. It is the things we do not.