I'm dying, and I'm having fun.

Because you’re such a good salesman, and if you go work for a company, they’re going to use you as a salesman. If you’re going to be a salesman, you might as well be selling something worthwhile, like education

Complaining does not work as a strategy.

We don't beat the reaper by living longer, but by living well, and living fully - for the reaper will come for all of us. The question is: what do we do between the time we're born and the time he shows up.

I don't suffer from an abundance of politeness.

No matter how bad things are, you can always make things worse.

Sometimes, all you have to do is ask.