Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies, I am an apeman.

Live life, see it through. Carry on, it's all you can do.

He thinks he is a flower to be looked at And when he pulls his frilly nylon pants right up tight He feels a dedicated follower of fashion. When a waiter at Buckingham Palace spilled soup on her dress: Never darken my Dior again!

If after two weeks you still can't write your middle-eight, the best course of action is to see a psychiatrist

Long ago life was clean, sex was bad and obscene, and the rich were so mean. Stately homes for the Lords, croquet lawns, village greens, Victoria was my queen.

Feelin' guilty, feelin' scared, hidden cameras everywhere.

If I told you God was black, what would you think of that?