I originally passed on Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head in 1969, so they gave it to B.J. Thomas.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?