The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Bill Justis was a saxophone player, good musician, arranger, and friend of mine who had a big hit called Raunchy.

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.

There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

I originally passed on Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head in 1969, so they gave it to B.J. Thomas.