Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

I originally passed on Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head in 1969, so they gave it to B.J. Thomas.

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Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.