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Everything is beautiful in it's own way. Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day. And everybody's beautiful in their own way. Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find the way.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.

There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.