Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

Everything is beautiful in it's own way. Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day. And everybody's beautiful in their own way. Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find the way.

I originally passed on Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head in 1969, so they gave it to B.J. Thomas.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.

I'm a terrible trumpet player...

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.