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Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

I'm a terrible trumpet player...

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Everything is beautiful in it's own way. Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day. And everybody's beautiful in their own way. Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find the way.