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I'm a terrible trumpet player...

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.