Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

I'm a terrible trumpet player...

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.

There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.