Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.