If you liked a book, don't meet the author

However toplofty and idealistic a man may be, he can always rationalize his right to earn money.

She smelled the way the Taj Mahal looks by moonlight.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

The English may not always be the best writers in the world, but they are incomparably the best dull writers.

The flood of print has turned reading into a process of gulping rather than savoring.