I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.

I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I go down there, if I go there, so I won't put all the fires out.

The only thing more expensive than hiring a professional, is hiring an amateur.

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.

I've traveled all over the world, but I don't think there is any place better than Texas.

With bombs and fires, you get only one mistake.

I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.