I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I go down there, if I go there, so I won't put all the fires out.

If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs

I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.

The only thing more expensive than hiring a professional, is hiring an amateur.

I’ve done made a deal with the devil.

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.

With bombs and fires, you get only one mistake.