If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs

I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.

I've traveled all over the world, but I don't think there is any place better than Texas.

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.

The only thing more expensive than hiring a professional, is hiring an amateur.

Retire? I don't know what that word means. As long as a man is able to work and he's productive out there and he feels good - keep at it.

I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I go down there, if I go there, so I won't put all the fires out.