Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
People see what they want to see.
When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.
Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.
Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.
When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.