When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.
When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.
On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant.
Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.
This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.