The Russians have a weapon that can wipe out two hundred eighty thousand Americans. That puts them exactly ten years behind Howard Cosell.

My best girl is dead.

I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents.

Writing is easy. Just sit in front of a typewriter, open up a vein and bleed it out drop by drop.

The natural habitat of the tongue is the left cheek.

Baseball is a dull game only for those with dull minds.

It's no accident that of all the monuments left of the Greco- Roman culture the biggest is the ballpark, the Colosseum, the YankeeStadium of ancient times.