The natural habitat of the tongue is the left cheek.

My best girl is dead.

Writing is easy. Just sit in front of a typewriter, open up a vein and bleed it out drop by drop.

Ninety feet between home plate and first base may be the closest man has ever come to perfection.

In entertainment value, the Democratic clambake usually lays it over the Republican conclave like ice cream over parsnips.

It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents.