Baseball is a dull game only for those with dull minds.

My best girl is dead.

Today's game is always different from yesterday's game.

Any sportswriter who thinks the world is no bigger than the outfield fence in not only a bad citizen, but also a lousy sportswriter.

It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

The natural habitat of the tongue is the left cheek.

As a ballplayer, (Dizzy) Dean was a natural phenomenon, like the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef. Nobody ever taught him baseball and he never had to learn. He was just doing what came naturally when a scout named Don Curtis discovered him on a Texas sandlot and gave him his first contract.