The natural habitat of the tongue is the left cheek.
Writing is easy. Just sit in front of a typewriter, open up a vein and bleed it out drop by drop.
Dying is no big deal. Living is the trick.
It's no accident that of all the monuments left of the Greco- Roman culture the biggest is the ballpark, the Colosseum, the YankeeStadium of ancient times.
My best girl is dead.
I have known writers who paid no damned attention whatever to the rules of grammar and rhetoric and somehow made the language behave for them.