Believe firmly that in chess there are no rules without exceptions.
A plan is made for a few moves only, not for the whole game.
The king is a strong piece - use it !
Discovered check is the dive bomber of the Chessboard
The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masturbation.
Chess is like a delicious drug which offers such heavenly delights that they can never tear themselves away from it completely.