The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masturbation.
A plan is made for a few moves only, not for the whole game.
I'd rather have a Pawn than a finger
The king is a strong piece - use it !
Chess is like a delicious drug which offers such heavenly delights that they can never tear themselves away from it completely.
Discovered check is the dive bomber of the Chessboard