The best thing you can do for the poor is not to be one of them.

If it's that difficult for a rich man to get into heaven, think how terrible it must be for a poor man to get in . He doesn't even have a bribe for the gatekeeper.

I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.

You can't lose with the Stuff I use!

Prosperity Gospel”. At his United Church Science of Living Institute in New York he would tell his congregation “close your eyes and see green. Money up to your armpits, a roomful of money and there you are, just tossing around in it like a swimming pool.

I love money and money loves me.

Never say money is hard to get. Money will hear you, and that's just what she'll be.