I love money and money loves me.
If it's that difficult for a rich man to get into heaven, think how terrible it must be for a poor man to get in . He doesn't even have a bribe for the gatekeeper.
The best thing you can do for the poor is not to be one of them.
Money is God in action.
I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.
You can't lose with the Stuff I use!