MY rule is never to be rude to anyone unless you mean it.

Opinions, from experts, cost money.

I understand the technique of eccentricity; it would be futile for a man to labor at establishing a reputation for oddity if he were ready at the slightest provocation to revert to normal action.

I like to walk around Manhattan, catching glimpses of its wild life, the pigeons and cats and girls.

Afraid? I can dodge folly without backing into fear.

Man's brain, enlarged fortuitously, invented words in an ambitious attempt to learn how to think, only to have them usurped by his emotions. But we still try.

We are all vainer of our luck than of our merits.