The more you put in your brain, the more it will hold - if you have one.

Dignities are like faces; no two are the same.

God made you and me, in certain respects, quite unequal, and it would be futile to try any interference with His arrangements.

MY rule is never to be rude to anyone unless you mean it.

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

Everyone has something they don't want anyone to see; that is one of the functions of a home, to provide a spot to keep such things.

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.