It’s so hard for me to sit back here in this studio, looking at a guy out here, hollering my name!—When last year I spent more money, on spilled liquor, in bars from one side of this world to the other, than you made! You’re talking to the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, whoa! wheelin dealin’, limosuine riding, jet flying son of a gun and I’m having a hard time holding these alligators down!

None of this was written to hurt anybody's feelings.

When somebody has convinced you that you're not worth anything to anybody anymore, and they spend a lot of time doing it, you start believing it yourself.

I can take more punishment than anyone in the business.

I didn’t have any plans to become a wrestler until about a year before I started.

I was really good at being a bad guy.

I laugh a lot in the ring when I'’m having fun.