I went right to Chicago to do improv [after law school], but I wish I had gone, "Let me just bypass this law thing." I mean, sure, it helps you read a contract, but I can read a contract regardless. It's just common sense, contracts.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

It was in D.C., and I couldn't believe how they were just three guys, but they sounded like six guys. It was amazing. I got spoiled, because that was my first concert. I wish in retrospect I had seen someone like Air Supply, and then my expectations could keep rising. Nothing against Air Supply. "I'm All Out Of Love" is still a classic.

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

You can do law with a law degree. You can't do anything else.