Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go, "That's funny! You should call it The Wedding Crashers." It was almost exactly like that .

The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought.

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. He was talking about somebody - he said somebody was like the Clint Eastwood of something, and I said, "I thought he was the Arnold Schwarzenegger," or "more like Arnold Schwarzenegger." He just looked at me like I was crazy. He didn't know what I was talking about.

Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go, "That's funny! You should call it The Wedding Crashers." It was almost exactly like that .

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

If we're not counting kids' movies - because my kid is constantly watching The Jungle Book - I would have to say Wall Street.