You can do law with a law degree. You can't do anything else.

That's why whenever I have a really good idea, I'm always worried about theft.

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

That's why you hear about people coming up with inventions almost at the same time, because someone else is thinking about it.

I missed the day in school where you subtract all the zeros. Let's say you subtract 10,000 minus 89. I never got the fact that you go next door and borrow a cup of coffee, and the zero changes to nine. For the longest time, I didn't know how to do it. I still to this day have been affected, and it was just one day they taught it. I was too afraid to say, "Why? What's going on with the zeroes?" So for the longest time, I thought that was a conspiracy.

I say "cheers" to everything.