I missed the day in school where you subtract all the zeros. Let's say you subtract 10,000 minus 89. I never got the fact that you go next door and borrow a cup of coffee, and the zero changes to nine. For the longest time, I didn't know how to do it. I still to this day have been affected, and it was just one day they taught it. I was too afraid to say, "Why? What's going on with the zeroes?" So for the longest time, I thought that was a conspiracy.

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

Some people try to say I'm British by the way I'm speaking. But I think I'm more Canadian, because I speak really slow. Midwestern and Canadian.

Sometimes I steal costumes.

I didn't know there were so many ghosts in [New] York.

If we're not counting kids' movies - because my kid is constantly watching The Jungle Book - I would have to say Wall Street.

The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought.