I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English. They think that I live in England and have a British accent. When they talk to me, at first they go, "Man, you have a great American accent," and I go, "No, no, no, this is my accent. I don't do accents." And then they're really disappointed, and they try to punch me.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought.

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

Some people try to say I'm British by the way I'm speaking. But I think I'm more Canadian, because I speak really slow. Midwestern and Canadian.