I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

That's why whenever I have a really good idea, I'm always worried about theft.

Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go, "That's funny! You should call it The Wedding Crashers." It was almost exactly like that .

If we're not counting kids' movies - because my kid is constantly watching The Jungle Book - I would have to say Wall Street.

You can do law with a law degree. You can't do anything else.

I thought you'd be arguing [in the law school], and then I realized you have to read all these cases, and it's mostly writing, and then I just thought, "Well, I might as well stay and get the degree."